ICE-CREAM EATING SABER TOOTH GOING BANANAS AND STUFFS

I recently scoured around my old (and very first) blog (which the link I won’t share) and came across this post. I don’t have any single idea where I found it (obviously this isn't purely my work of art, but I did edited some parts—I posted it when I was like 10) and I don’t have (at all) any intention to find out. As pathetic as it may seem, I still find it funny very occasionally though.

THE DAILY ACORN: BANANA AND ICE-CREAM FLOOD ALERT

THE TRAIL SAFETY INSPECTOR, SOMEONE, HAS REQUESTED THAT CITIZENS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE MELTING BANANA ICE-CREAM SPOTTED ALONG JAKARTA'S , BALI'S TRAILS. THERE ARE REPORTS THAT SOME SABER TOOTHED TIGERS ARE UNABLE TO REACH THEIR HOMES BECAUSE OF THE DANGEROUS CONDITIONS.

DIEGO (SOMEONE'S SO SO FAKE COUSIN) SAID THAT EVERYONE IN JAKARTA , BALI (WHATEVER) IS DOING A GREAT JOB OF HELPING WITH THE CLEAN-UP, AND IS GLAD THAT IT WAS BANANA ICE-CREAM AND NOT POOP THAT FLOODED THE AREA. HOWEVER THERE IS CONCERN THAT IF THE HOT WEATHER CONTINUES, THERE IS A POSSIBILITY FOR A DANGEROUSLY STICKY BANANA ICE-CREAM FLOOD.

SO EVERYBODY IS BEING ASKED TO PUT THEIR ESSENTIAL SUPPLIES, INCLUDING THEIR YOYO AND ROBE, IN A SAFE PLACE.

DATE: MARCH 16. 2,5000,000 BC

BY MATIUS

DAILY STAFF WRITER

WHAT A JOKE !

I might never understand why I wrote  the statement "what a joke!". Alas, I don't care (whatever!) Haha.

Peace out.