ICE-CREAM EATING SABER TOOTH GOING BANANAS AND STUFFS

I recently scoured around my old (and very first) blog (which the link I won’t share) and came across this post. I don’t have any single idea where I found it (obviously this isn't purely my work of art, but I did edited some parts—I posted it when I was like 10) and I don’t have (at all) any intention to find out. As pathetic as it may seem, I still find it funny very occasionally though.

THE DAILY ACORN: BANANA AND ICE-CREAM FLOOD ALERT

THE TRAIL SAFETY INSPECTOR, SOMEONE, HAS REQUESTED THAT CITIZENS PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE MELTING BANANA ICE-CREAM SPOTTED ALONG JAKARTA'S , BALI'S TRAILS. THERE ARE REPORTS THAT SOME SABER TOOTHED TIGERS ARE UNABLE TO REACH THEIR HOMES BECAUSE OF THE DANGEROUS CONDITIONS.

DIEGO (SOMEONE'S SO SO FAKE COUSIN) SAID THAT EVERYONE IN JAKARTA , BALI (WHATEVER) IS DOING A GREAT JOB OF HELPING WITH THE CLEAN-UP, AND IS GLAD THAT IT WAS BANANA ICE-CREAM AND NOT POOP THAT FLOODED THE AREA. HOWEVER THERE IS CONCERN THAT IF THE HOT WEATHER CONTINUES, THERE IS A POSSIBILITY FOR A DANGEROUSLY STICKY BANANA ICE-CREAM FLOOD.

SO EVERYBODY IS BEING ASKED TO PUT THEIR ESSENTIAL SUPPLIES, INCLUDING THEIR YOYO AND ROBE, IN A SAFE PLACE.

DATE: MARCH 16. 2,5000,000 BC

BY MATIUS

DAILY STAFF WRITER

WHAT A JOKE !

I might never understand why I wrote  the statement "what a joke!". Alas, I don't care (whatever!) Haha.

Peace out.

SCIENCE PRESENTATION ON PERIODIC TABLE + ELECTRON CONFIGURATION UPDATED

Hey there! apologies for not uploading the 2007 Office version the other day. You know, I actually forgot that that version isn’t as much compatible with most pcs.  Here’s the 2004 Microsoft Office version of the presentation, http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BCDH12QZ. And yes, it is compatible with all Offices from 97–2004.

All the best for tomorrow!

SCIENCE PRESENTATION ON PERIODIC TABLE + ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION

This is the science presentation I promised to share with. The link to the file is http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9A7UG9A2. The file is not at all big and downloading is perhaps only 10 seconds or something. Enjoy basking under the vast rays of the wonderful (mostly hectic) world of science.

With compliments

JESUS IS ___.

My "Jesus is" page

Unbelievably, this is my second post within a one hour period.

Just some several days ago, I was surfing the world wide web and came across this cool site www.jesus-is.org. In short this is what the whole site is about, I quote:

"Everyone has an opinion of who Jesus is. That's why this website exists: as a platform for people to express who Jesus is to them. 

Jesus is a lot of things, but the answer is in the Bible. It says that Jesus is the Son of God, who came to earth on a mission to restore mankind to God. By living a perfect life, dying on a cross, and coming back to life, His mission was a success. We can know God because of Jesus. 

So maybe the reality of who Jesus is remains too big for the blank."

Anyway, this is a really awesome site, so check it out. Read other people's thoughts, vote, also have your say. God bless.

MY VERY FIRST POST

Hi, and welcome to my blog.

Well this is my very first post in this blog—and truthfully I have nothing in my mind to share about. Where I get this uncommonly complex word, I don't know (obviously I am speechless—ha!).  But stay tuned cause in a very near future, I will keep posting words, words, and more words, trust me.

Cheers!